I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you
ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via middle-earth-and-westeros)

miss-love:

havesomebats:

cracked:

If Hollywood won’t make a Wonder Woman movie, the Internet will just keep making kickass Wonder Woman fan films.

(h/t The Mary Sue, gifs by ohmygodwaytoolong)

SCREAMS

I SQUEALED


peppermonster:

a very real world reaction to the superhero concept

gardenvarietykiss:

b0wl:

setbabiesonfire:

memoryshirt:

Occupy in Brazil:

Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?

Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….

YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.

Bend it like a Brazilian rioter. 

I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.

kylehasatumblr:

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

'WHAT SORCERY IS THIS? IS THIS A MUGGLEBORN CULT? THE DARK LORD RETURNS.'


"Chris and I have been in a lot of dark places together, and the thing I love about Chris, we met over some ‘apple juice’ and it was like one of those experiences where there’s a dude you meet and you’re like ‘Man, you’re a cool dude.’ Then a whole bottle of ‘apple juice’ later you’re like ‘Man, we’re friends.’ Just a dark, dark place."- Anthony Mackie.

(Source: ariahastings)


The clerk was asking for a bribe, but this was lost on Michael.

(Source: its-arrested-development)


(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

(Source: morgrana)

(Source: morgrana)

demigodsdestroy:

whats-up-klye:

demigodsdestroy:

kid-n0thing:

This shit is clean g

I have this movie.

All of their enemies were reanimated from the dead and, of course, Freiza started talking shit saiyan he’s gonna kill Goku but first he’s gonna kill Gohan and Gohan interrupted him mid sentence like: “Yeah, okay”, *Boom* ,”goodbye.”

I think what you need to take out of this movie was that Goku and Vegeta fused into Gogeta. The reanimated villains was just for comedic value. It was entertaining to see frieza, who at one point was the universes most powerful being and largest threat reduced to the little bitch he is by Gohan who was virtually powerless when they had last met.

If you know what he’s saiyan

(Source: yungginseng)


dottoraqn:

youkoofthelovespot:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

TALLY HO *dies laughing*

I like how 90% of these guys have some item of homestuck cosplay on.

wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.


herochan:

Happy Birthday to Artist Rodolfo Reyes!

Check out his DeviantArt and be sure to follow him on Tumblr.

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